Wednesday, October 27, 2010

10-27-2010 The Weekly Claw

This year the N’awlins Saints won the Super Bowl, and tonight the Texas Rangers open play in the World Series. Satan is trying on ice skates.

National Public Radio, that left-wing propaganda outlet paid for by OUR tax dollars, fired longtime senior news analyst Juan Williams because he dared to publicly notice that Islam is connected to terrorism and jihad. If you stray one little bit from the state-approved stance, you get canned. THAT is what the liberal media calls “fair and balanced.” The Crawfish hopes that Fox News gives Juan his own show now, in addition to his normal Fox News gigs on “Fox News Sunday”, “The O’Reilly Factor”, and “Special Report with Bret Baier.”

The left loves to say how the Tea Party and all conservatives are racists, but this year there are a number of fine black conservatives running for Congress, including Lt Col Alan West in Florida. Another is former Marine Charles Lollar, who is running against Nancy Pelosi’s deputy, Steny Hoyer. Hoyer got whipped in a candidate forum, and in response he told Lollar that he was “coming after” him, then punched him in the back twice. Lollar, being a gentleman and a Marine, refused to take the bait, but a reporter saw it and asked him about the incident in a press conference afterwards. That part comes at about 4:55 in the video. Liberals are cowards when they are getting beat.

When she assumed the throne in the House in 2007, Red Nanny P-Lousy vowed “no new deficit spending!” In the 3.75 years that have followed that statement, the federal debt has increased by $5,000,000,000,000.00 and is still growing because of deficit spending. Remember that ALL spending bills have to originate in the House. Is it any real shock that a top Democrat would be an anti-Constitutional LIAR????

How does Dingy Harry plan on remaining the Senate Majority Leader? By rigging the election, of course! The voting machines in question are professionally maintained by the purple-shirted members of the SEIU, so everything HAS to be on the up-and-up, right? Reid’s camp is even offering free food at voter turnout events, and the teacher unions are adding gift cards to the rewards for voting Democratic there. Yes, they are rigging the votes and bribing voters, but who is gonna stop them? The Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department?

I’m not saying that the Chicago Way is up to no good, but there are big glitches with the Corruptionois vote-by-mail system. Is the system having a hard time mailing ballots to cemeteries?

Holder’s Injustice Department has received a formal request to investigate Senator Babs Boxer (D-Californication) regarding a mansion she owns, and why it is not listed on her financial disclosure reports as required by law. I’m guessing that this request will be still sitting in the inbox when Holder is removed from office in 2013.

When George W. Bush led us into Iraq in 2003, he did so on the premise of weapons of mass destruction being hidden by Saddam’s regime. While the actual reason should have been the multiple violations of the 1991 cease fire accords, which required us to reform the coalition and remove Saddam’s government from power if he broke the terms, the WMD argument has been held up by the anti-Americans of the world (and the anti-Americans of the American left) as a great red herring, showing that Bush was just an eeeeevillll warmonger. Unfortunately, there is now evidence, courtesy of Wikileaks, that there were indeed stockpiles of chemical weapons and many chemical weapon laboratories in Iraq when we invaded. Where’s THAT headline in the Noo Yawk Slimes?

How many times do we have to point out to the pinheads at the American Communist Liberties Union and the liberal judges of the nation that the First Amendment’s “establishment clause” does not apply to a local city council? “CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW respecting an establishment of religion” does not preclude the Point Pleasant Beach Borough Council from reciting the Lord’s Prayer at the beginning of their meetings. They are not Congress. Why is this concept so hard for the left to understand?

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

10-20-2010 The Weekly Claw

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It is coming down to the wire. In thirteen days, We The People will deliver a foreclosure notice on Nancy Pelosi’s House.

First Wisconsin (“We have CHEESE!”), then Noo Yawk, and now Corruptionois. Yet another state that is dominated by corrupt left wing extremists who hate the Constitution and those who defend it, especially the military, has willfully broken federal election laws by not mailing out overseas military ballots on time. It is becoming quite clear that the Democrats are intentionally suppressing the military vote in 2010. Are they also INCREASING the vote count among the dead and non-existent in those same states, as per usual? Why is this not front page news? Where is the GOP, and why are they not screaming about this from every rooftop?

Speaking of corruption, check out this article regarding Senate Majority Leader (not for long) Dingy Harry Reid. It seems that pay-for-play politics is still alive in the most ethical Congress in history.

The unionized teachers from the public schools in Cincinnati are helping their masters. They are taking high school seniors out to vote, and then to get ice cream. The seniors are given sample ballots to prepare themselves, and those ballots have the actual positions and candidate names. Well, not exactly. They have all of the Democrats listed, but no Republicans.

Michelle Obama is also getting into the act when it comes to violating election laws. She was soliciting votes at a polling place after casting her early ballot. An official with the Corruptionois State Board of Elections said, “You kind of have to drop the standard for the first lady, right? I mean, she's pretty well liked and probably doesn't know what she's doing.” I’m not quite sure where to go on that comment. She knew that she was pushing for votes at a polling place, which is illegal in almost every state. They both know what they are doing in trying to destroy our nation. They know what they’re doing in using taxpayer dollars for every single perk and vacation that they can think of. She knew what she was doing when she had a “job” at an Illinois hospital that paid her over $200,000.00 per year because she was “vital”, but the “job” was never filled when she left it. MicHELLe doesn’t know what she’s doing only when she wears $400 shoes to help out at a food bank. Besides, the part of the comment about dropping the standard does kinda violate that whole “equal protection under the law” thingy that the Democrats use to promote homosexual marriage and such, doesn’t it?

Her Majesty not only believes the law is just for the little people, she believes her own pronouncements are for them as well. She has been on a jihad against McDonalds and all fatty foods lately, but when she goes out to eat, she orders herself a double burger and fries. I’m sure that there’s no fat in them at all, right? The ruling class gets whatever they want. Do y’all see why I occasionally refer to her as Michelle Antoinette?

All The Crawfish can say to this article is, too bad he didn’t. No Great Society entitlement programs. Possibly no escalation in Vietnam. No stain upon the Great State of Texas.

The racists at the NAACP have released a 94-page report that claims (insert trumpet fanfare here) that the tea party movement has a bunch of racism attached to it. This comes from a group that has racism in its name and has racist groups as allies (Congressional BLACK Caucus, La Raza, National Urban League, Black Chamber of Commerce, Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, LULAC…).

At times, we must wonder if there is such a thing as a real Republican in the northeastern US. Judd Gregg is supposedly a Republican Senator from New Hampshire, but instead of repealing or defunding Obamacare, his preference is just simply to “restructure” it. Listen up, ya liberal RINO mo-ron. If something is in opposition to the Constitution, it must be repealed.

Why is it that Angela Merkel can see that multi-culturalism only destroys a national identity, but nobody in America can figure it out? In Germany, the people should all speak German and all television, radio, newspapers, and billboards should be in German. In the USA, they should all be in English. What’s so hard to understand? All that multi-culturalism has achieved in Europe is a large muslim minority that is poised to become the majority throughout the continent in the next 50 years. That will mean the end of Europe and the beginning of the European Caliphate under Sharia.

Ruh-roh, Raggy! Some folks in Virginny are upset because a bit of politically-incorrect history managed to get into 4th grade textbooks. Admitting that a lot of free blacks fought in the Confederate Army is something that needs to remain a deep, dark secret.

Now wait justa second here. The Constitution says that the President is the Commander in Chief of the military, not the judiciary. So why is a judge allowed to impose his will upon the military when it comes to allowing heterophobes to serve? Besides, homosexual activity is still a violation of Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, and is grounds for a Court Martial and expulsion from the military no matter what that federal court judge has to say.

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

10-13-2010 The Weekly Claw

We start off this week’s news and entertainment compilation with some fantastic news. As The Crawfish puts the finishing touches on this edition, the 33 trapped miners in Chile are being rescued. See what happens when you turn an American company loose on a project and don’t have four tons of governmental red tape and 75% taxes!

Back in February, the Saints won the Super Bowl. Now the Texas Rangers have won a playoff series and will play the Noo Yawk Evil Empire (aka the Yankees) for the American League pennant. I’m guessing that the temperature in the infernal regions is about negative 60 Celcius right now.

Exactly what do Democrats think of the Constitution of the United States? Well, Barack Obama says that it reflects a “fundamental flaw in our nation that continues to this day.” Jan Schakowsky believes that the Constitution doesn’t matter, since most of what the Democrats have done over the years isn’t allowed by it, but they’ve done it anyway. Chicagoland Democrats, enemies of the Constitution.

A federal judge has ruled that the Obamacare provision that requires all Americans to purchase health insurance is fine and dandy. There’s nothing in the Constitution that prevents it from being legal. The Tenth Amendment does not exist. These are not the droids you are looking for. Sorry, but the liberal judge version of the Jedi Mind Trick ain’t gonna work on Planet Earth. Of course, did we really expect any other kind of ruling from an arab judge who is an active member of the Interfaith Council for Racial Justice (Meeeechigan branch, which means it is the Sharia for America and Death to Infidels Council) and president of the Arab American Bar Association (Allahu Akhbar! Sharia should be the Law of the Land!)? He’s also an appointee of “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…Miss Lewinsky”, so he probably doesn’t understand what “is” is.

Another out of control judge, this time in Mississippi, threw a lawyer in jail for a few hours for refusing to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in his courtroom. Basic Google searches on Chancellor Talmadge Littlejohn didn’t produce a definitive biography on the man, and a Mississippi voting ballot from 2002 seem to show all judges of his nature to be independents, but that didn’t stop the left wingnuts from immediately proclaiming him to be a “teabagger”. Now, The Crawfish isn’t necessarily against throwing lawyers in jail, but the courts have repeatedly made it clear that school kids can’t be forced to recite the Pledge, so how can this “Chancellor” force a lawyer to do it? Does this remind you of the attitude of another “Chancellor”? One from the 1930s, maybe? Here’s a hint…the title he took after “Chancellor” was “Fuhrer”.

The socialists in the Democratic Party and the media, but I repeat myself, don’t want you to be able to read this report. It shows exactly what the leech society is all about. This welfare queen has five kids by four different sperm donors and has never worked a day in her life. She gets about $45,900.00 per year after taxes in government benefits (using the Pound to Dollar exchange rate as of 10/8/2010). What exactly is her motivation to become a productive member of society?

Meanwhile, how has socialism worked in England? They don’t call it the Jobless Capital of Europe for nothing!

How far to the lunatic left is the Unholy Troika of Obama-Reid-Pelosi? Consider this statement by Red Nanny, “It is the biggest bang for the buck when you do food stamps and unemployment insurance. The biggest bang for the buck.” If unemployment and food stamps were such a boon to the economy, our economic numbers would be fantastic since we have record numbers of people on those programs. That one functioning brain cell of hers must be getting lonely.

Sultan Bu’raq al Obama is promising Democrat victory in November if the people who believe in that hopey-changey thing will just get out and vote. Nancy P-Lousy is promising the same thing. Either they are extremely delusional or they know of some serious vote fraud schemes that are underway.

Last month, we covered the story about the liberal state of Wisconsin deliberately suppressing the (mostly conservative) military vote. Now we find that the liberal state of Noo Yawk has also deliberately violated federal election law by not sending out ballots to our overseas military personnel in time for them to get their ballots, fill ‘em out, and send them back before the election. This is after the Affirmative Action Attorney General’s Injustice Department ILLEGALLY gave them a waiver to go ahead and break that law by shaving off 1/3 of the minimum time for ballots to be returned. Liberals hate losing elections almost as much as they hate our military personnel.

Queen Elizabeth II has been a fantastic monarch for the Brits. It really is too bad that her son is such a complete moron and hypocrite. Diana may have been a lefty who was somewhat out of touch with reality on occasion, but Chuck is a full-blown loon.

One of the top physicists in the United States has resigned from the American Physical Society and the University of California Santa Barbara. The reason? The fraud that is Mad-Made Glo-Bull Warming. Dr. Hal Lewis flatly states that any scientist who promotes or believes the “scam” that is “climate change” is simply corrupted by the trillions of dollars being thrown at scientists by The Prophet Algoracle and his minions.

We all know how the liberals love to scream about how the Bush Administration short-changed N’awlins after Katrina, as if over $400,000.00 per household is getting short-changed, but do y’all know how The Chosen One, along with his media minions, has played politics with natural disasters? Early in 2010, the upper Midwest was ravaged by record flooding, but the media was silent. Air Force One didn’t go to the Dakotas. There were no massive federal aid packages. Why? Maybe because the victims were 98% white and mostly in places that don’t tend to give people like Obama their votes. A couple of weeks ago, Texas got hammered by a tropical storm, with record flooding in many areas. Governor Perry requested federal disaster declarations for 13 counties. The request was denied, but it is being appealed. Why would that request be denied? Maybe because Rick Perry is a Republican, and almost all of the Congressional Districts involved are currently held by the GOP.

How do you get the endorsement of the radical feminists groups in our country? It is really simple. You just call a female government official a “whore” and be a Democrat. Any member of NOW who professes to be supportive of women has just lost that last single shred of credibility.

These guys are worse than the Clintons! Y’all remember how Billy Jeff and Hitlery! used the IRS to audit everyone who dared to oppose them publicly. Well, the current crop of Dim-ocrats in the Senate and the White House is threatening the same thing. They have also gone overboard trying to accuse the US Chamber of Commerce of using foreign money to pay for election oriented advertisements, despite having absolutely zero evidence. They say that it is up to the Chamber to prove that they are innocent, not up to them to prove the Chamber guilty, and the media is having none of it as evidenced by this interview with Bob Schieffer and this one with Jack Tapper prove. Top Republicans have blasted them for their “baseless” lies and their “abuse of power.” If they really want to get into foreign donations in a political campaign, why not turn the clock back to 2008, when most of Obama’s contributions came from untraceable sources and at least one of its campaign phone banks was located in the Gaza Strip! If you want, we can go back even further to the Billy Jeff and Algoracle days, with Buddhist monks, “no controlling legal authority”, Charlie Trie, Johnny Huang, and Chinese money that was paid back in the form of missile guidance technology from Loral Corporation (previously not allowed for export, but Billy Jeff changed that).

We will finish off this edition with an update on YOUR money being spent in ways that YOU would never approve of. How do y’all feel about $900,000,000.00 being sent to a terrorist organization by Imam Obama in the name of peace in the Middle East? Until the muslims realize that the rightful home of the so-called palestinians is the nation that most of them came from (Jordan), and that Israel not only has a right to exist, but also has the right to do whatever they want in their own nation, which includes the Gaza Strip, the Golan Heights, and the West Bank, then 99.99 cents of every dollar that goes to a so-called palestinian organization is going straight to terrorists.

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If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States

Thursday, October 7, 2010

10-7-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sorry for being a day late with the column. I had computer problems requiring tech support on Wednesday, but like a really bad old movie once proclaimed…I’m baaaaaaaack!

If the conservatives in the GOP really want to hammer the left with some campaign ads, I’d suggest that the theme be: “Democrats believe the Constitution to be an extreeeeeeme right wing document. We believe in supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States. Which side are you on?” There will be more on this later in the column.

One of the absolute best local talk radio guys, who happens to be one of the regular guest hosts for both Limbaugh and Hannity, is WBAP’s Mark Davis. He is also a very good op-ed columnist. His response to the GOP’s 45-page long “Pledge to America” is a simple 12-point statement that would show that the GOP really has learned a lesson or 12 in the past decade, and especially in the past 4 years. The Crawfish cannot find a single sentence in Mark’s 12 points that I disagree with.

The now-convicted Times Square Bomber stated at his sentencing hearing, “the war with Muslims has just begun.” Well, the American media and our political class want you to believe such nonsense. Of course, it is a big lie, as Islam has been at war with the rest of the world for over 1300 years.

Which side is our President and his party on in that war? Their policy of bringing illegal combatants captured on foreign battlefields into American civilian courts and giving them Constitutional rights that they do not deserve has borne fruit for the enemies of America, including the President and his party. They wanted these illegal combatants set free, and the judge in the first case is helping them by not allowing witness testimony because of possible harsh interrogation techniques. Illegal combatants do not get P.O.W. status or any other rights according to the Geneva Accords. They can be interrogated however the capturing military force deems necessary, and they can be summarily executed. Since they were not within our nation, they get no rights according to our Constitution.

The White House showed its utter contempt for our military and military families last Saturday. The family of a Medal of Honor recipient was invited to tour the White House the day after they laid Vernon Baker to rest at Arlington National Cemetery. When they got to the White House, they were turned away because Baker’s grandson, at all of 10 years old, was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with his grandfather’s photo on it. For the family of a Medal of Honor recipient, President Crawfish would have attended the funeral and lead the tour personally.

We called it! The socialists and other union schmucks who attended the “One Nation” rally in DC not only had pitiful numbers (they are still claiming almost as good attendance numbers as the Beck/Palin rally, despite photographic evidence to the contrary), but they also left the place a wreck. The last two conservative rallies on the National Mall (Beck/Palin and Gathering of Eagles III) saw the place being left with nary a piece of trash. The past two anti-Constitution rallies (“One Nation” and the Kenyan Coronation) have left trash everywhere. What do you expect from a bunch of people who want everybody ELSE to do the work while THEY get the benefits? Leeches have no respect for our nation or our national monuments.

So…Rahm “Ballerina” Emanuel has decided to leave his post as White House Chief of Staff in order to run for the position of Mayor in Chicago. First of all, it is obvious that he wants to desert the sinking ship before the lifeboats fill up. Secondly, how can he run for Mayor of Chicago if he doesn’t have a residence in that city? Oh, that’s right. He’s just going along with the Democrat tradition of getting elected in places that you don’t live. Let’s see, there’s one of the Kennedy family who held a House seat from Rhode Island when the family all lived in Taxachusetts. The junior Senator from Noo Yawk is originally from Corruptionois, but had residency in Arkansas for about 30 years before running for the Senate. Residency? We don’t need no stinkin’ residency! Lastly, Rahmbo was the intermediary between The Chosen One and Governor Blago during the Senate Seat Sweepstakes, and that retrial will be held just a month before the mayoral election.

While we’re in the Chicago area, we might as well check in on Representative Jan Schakowsky. Poor Jan is caught up in the liberal talking points, saying that believing in the principles of the Constitution are “some sort of revolutionary plan” and calling people who actually know what the Constitution says “EXTREEEEEME” and “Tenthers!” Yes, they have come up with a new derogatory term for folks who have read the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States. The Tenth is the enemy of the liberals, because it says, “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.” In other words…if the Constitution doesn’t SPECIFICALLY give the feds power, then they can’t have it. That is in direct opposition to everything the Democrats have put forth since Woodrow Wilson.

Michelle (***sigh***) Malkin’s column this past Wednesday was a dagger to the heart of Big Labor if any of the union thugs could be bothered to read something other than “The Audacity of a Dope”. Notice how the SEIU has spent fortunes in political activity while the pension funds of the workers have been drying up. Notice as well that the pension funds of the union bosses are still completely funded and healthy. Just like at my current employer, unions do nothing but screw over the workers while making the organizers rich.

California has uncovered evidence that over $69,000,000.00 of state WELFARE money has been spent out of state over the past 3 years. Lots of that money has been spent in Las Vegas, Hawaii, Florida, and aboard cruise ships. Defenders of the state’s leeches say that it is less than 1% of the welfare money handed out over that time period. The Crawfish’s response is that you hand out waaaaayyyyy too much money to the lazy leeches. The defenders also say that the leeches have spent that money out of state while visiting sick relatives…on cruise ships? In Vegas casinos? On Hawaiian beaches? I’m sorry, but that is pure bovine excrement.

In the category of What Do You Really Expect From Liberal Congresscritters, we have Judiciary Chairman, Rep. John Conyers writing a check on an account that has no money to pay for his driver’s license renewal. That’s kinda like spending a trillion on Obamacare when there’s no money in the Treasury, ain’t it? This is the same John Conyers whose wife was recently sentenced to 3+ years in prison on bribery and corruption charges in Detroit.

I don’t care who you are, this is funny! Is the cereal as over-hyped as the man?

The House, showing their cowardice and contempt for the people who hired them, voted to adjourn this week instead of doing their job and passing a budget and voting on whether or not to raise taxes dramatically on all taxpayers, including some folks who currently pay ZERO income tax. The Senate couldn’t discuss those issues either, but they found the time for this bit of extremely important legislation. The Democrats know that if they raise taxes now, they will all lose in November, so they will do that in the lame duck session. Meanwhile, they will go home and campaign on…well, not on their record. That’s for sure!

HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! The Democrats are dumber than we thought. It seems that a bunch of them are pushing for The Arrogant Imbecile to be named Chairman of the DNC. Gibbs is the biggest idiot to hold the White House Press Secretary position in decades, but they think he needs a promotion? PLEASE make that happen, Dims!

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If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States