Wednesday, November 24, 2010

11-24-2010 The Weekly Claw

Sorry for being Missing In Action lately. Had lots to take care of around Casa Crustacean, but I’m back…and so is Queen of the House Red Nanny P-Lousy, but not for long! Unfortunately for all of us, there is a real lack of interesting news this week.


The Crawfish fully believes that the whole controversy over the screening of airline passengers is getting blown out of all proportion. My solution? EVERYBODY goes through the scanners. Anybody who might be a muslim gets the full pat-down as well as a full background check. If the ACLU and CAIR don’t like it, too damned bad. We are at war with Islam, a war that THEY declared even if we are too chickenpoo to do it ourselves.


Islam’s assault on America continues, and The Crawfish fully expects the Obama Administration to assist CAIR in this lawsuit. CAIR is seeking to have an unelected federal judge throw out a new law in Oklahoma that was approved by the voters this month. The ballot measure prohibits state judges from considering Sharia Law or any other foreign laws when ruling on state cases. CAIR believes that this is somehow unConstitutional. I don’t see anything in the Constitution of the United States that prohibits states from enacting their own laws regarding non-American laws, so the 10th Amendment applies. Too bad, CAIR.


The Religion of Murder scored a victory in US Federal Court, with the assistance of Sultan Bu’raq al Obama and the Affirmative Action Attorney General, when a judge refused to allow evidence against one of the embassy bombers from 1998. Some of the evidence was obtained while the illegal combatant (who has exactly zero rights under the Geneva Accords) was being harshly interrogated. The interrogations, along with the crimes, happened away from the United States, and are not subject to American laws, but the Obama Administration purposely decided to try the perps in our courts instead of executing them after their interrogations, which is the proper treatment for illegal combatants. Is there any remaining doubt as to which side of this war Obama and his minions are on? All future Gitmo detainees will just claim that everything they’ve confessed to or that has been said about them came from harsh interrogations…they will all walk free.


Here’s a real shocker. George H. W. Bush has proven once again that he is a member of the blueblood elitist party-first wing of the GOP. He has endorsed Mitt Romney for 2012. Nobody who has ever paid real attention to politics has ever accused either President Bush of being a conservative.


The psychotic midget with the funky hair and high heels is turning power in North Korea to his completely inexperienced son. Since neither one of ‘em has anything positive to give their people, the only thing they can do is remind the peeps that they are still officially at war with the South. Hence, the Norks artillery attacks on an island village belonging to the South. The Obama Administration has moved some ships around and had Hillary! make some statements, but don’t expect anything serious from our side unless the Norks pop off a nuke.


If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.


"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams


The Constitution of the United States

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

11-3-2010 The Weekly Claw

Today’s column will be a short one, as I have tossed out all of the crazy pre-election stuff, with one exception. That leaves only one other big item. I’m sorry to say that the Texas Rangers lost the World Series to the Pelosi Giants. It was the best season ever for the Rangers, and we’re proud of ‘em.

The only pre-election stuff that I’ll bother y’all with is more proof, as if any was needed, that Nancy Pelosi is completely delusional and unfit for governmental service. On Tuesday, the Socialist Queen of the House actually said that the Democrats were going to retain their majority in the House. Yep, the botox finally took over that last functioning brain cell. That prediction could only have come true if there had been even more massive vote fraud than we saw in Nevada.

One thing’s for certain. The people of California have proved their stooooopidity in re-electing Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown.

The Crawfish came upon this accident scene on Monday night. It seems that the 18-year old boy was having an argument with his 20-year old girlfriend. Talk about a dumb-bass. At least we don’t have to worry about him polluting the gene pool.

Yes, that’s all for now. Get out there and celebrate the victories of 2010, but let us all vow to hold the GOP’s feet to the fire. They must abide by the Constitution and do everything possible to reverse Obamunism, or we’ll vote their sorry butts out as well. VIVA TEA PARTIES!!!!!

If y’all come across any weird/stoooopid/strange news stories that might be fodder for The Weekly Claw or The Weekend Claw, e-mail them to me at CrawfishsClaw@yahoo.com and I’ll consider ‘em. Yes, I will give you newshounds credit.

"The precept of the Koran is perpetual war against all who deny that Mohamed is the prophet of God. The vanquished may purchase their lives, by the payment of tribute; the victorious may be appeased by a false and delusive promise of peace; and the faithful follower of the prophet may submit to the imperious necessities of defeat: but the command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory, when it can be made effective. The commands of the prophet may be performed alike, by fraud, or by force." John Quincy Adams

The Constitution of the United States