Wednesday, March 14, 2012

3-14-2012 The Weekly Claw

Okay, The Crawfish apologizes for not posting in the past month. There were many reasons for this, but let it suffice to say that part of it was that my Give A Damn was on the fritz.

A) If you want to keep up-to-date on the media talking points and lies of the Administration, I suggest that you look up “Truth Team” on Facebook or on the web. I get their e-mail updates, and their spin is quite laughable until you realize that it is exactly what will be reported as gospel truth by ABC, See-BS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, and the rest.

B) Speaking of lies from the Democrats, here is some of the TRUTH about Sandra Fluke and the “free contraception is vital to women’s health” horse dung.

C) An American soldier walks out of his base in Afghanistan and guns down 16 Afghan civilians. The Obama Administration is “deeply concerned” and immediately offered apologies. Why aren’t they concerned when muslims commit mass murder on a regular basis? I’m surprised it has taken this long for one of our guys to snap like that. Meanwhile, the Religion of Perpetual Outrage is going bonkers over this and the desecrated Qurans that were desecrated by muslims before the Americans started to burn them. When they start apologizing for the massacres that muslims continually commit, I’ll consider giving a damn about their problems.

D) Meanwhile, Ron Paul still believes that the USA is the cause of Islamic terrorism, despite the reality of the Religion of Hate. Somebody really does need to give this link to him and all of his minions. Then, someone needs to force Paul and the rest of his military-hating followers to read this story about a couple of American Marines. Of course, the concepts of honor, courage, commitment, sacrifice, and bravery are lost on most Paulbots.

E) The Obama Administration is in the process of giving seven mineral-rich islands in the Aleutians to Vlad Putin and the Soviet Uni…er, Russia. Why has this story not gotten any headlines, and why haven’t our esteemed GOP leaders done anything about it? If this isn’t an impeachable offense, what is? It is time for this to become HEADLINE NEWS!

F) Back in November, Barack Obama signed an appropriations bill for Eric Holder’s Injustice Department. That bill contained language (put there by The Crawfish’s Senator, John Cornyn) that prohibited the feds from allowing a working gun to be transferred to anybody related to a drug cartel unless that gun was going to be tracked continuously. Fast forward to last month. His Majesty’s new budget proposal has language in it that would remove that prohibition and allow Holder and his boys to resume their operations in hope of using those arms to eventually overturn the 2nd Amendment.

G) To quote John McEnroe, “You cannot be serious!” The Obama Administrations budget proposal for the campaign year (wait…they have been in campaign year since 2007) is “WTF!”, which is what non-Marxists will say when they look at it.

H) Obama’s budget proposal also continues his war against American military families. He is proposing large hikes in out-of-pocket health care costs and massive hikes in the premiums for TRICARE, which is the health care insurance program for the military, families, and retirees. Any member of the military who supports Barack Obama is either a fool, a person like Samuel L. Jackson (who votes based on skin color instead of real issues), or both.

I) Tax Cheat Timmy admitted in testimony before Congress that Obama’s budget plan is “unsustainable”, and this is the second year in a row that he has said so. No wonder he says that he is going to be replaced next January no matter who wins the election.

J) In response to the “unsustainable” budgets of the Democrats, the GOP is putting up a plan that will balance the budget in five years. It is a start, but if these Senators and Representatives would sit down with Gunny G, Brain R, myself, and a few more of our cohorts, we could come up with a plan that would include a surplus within 3 years.

K) Here’s your green energy update. Electric cars cause more pollution than gasoline-powered cars. The study in this article was done in China, and focuses on the emissions associated with recharging the batteries. That is something that green car advocates keep forgetting to notice. Then there is the pollution associated with the manufacture and disposal of the batteries. That is some nasty stuff, and completely ruins the disposal sites. But take heart in this bit of news. Chevy has now announced that they are cancelling production of the taxpayer-subsidized Chevy Volt because of horrid sales and a complete lack of reliability.

L) The other heavily-taxpayer-subsidized “green” car isn’t faring much better than the Volt. Is there any other lemon out there that Obama can throw millions of OUR dollars at?

M) “The tea party has been much more effective than occupy. The people in tea party do a much better job of organizing to get their policy views made a part of this process than occupy people. The occupy people do more to make themselves feeling emotionally satisfied.” Can you believe that this quote came from Bawney Fwank?

N) The Democrats keep noting the support of a group called Catholics United whenever they discuss Obamacare’s contraception mandate. There is a reason Catholics United supports the Administration’s efforts and other activities by liberals that are clearly anti-Catholic or anti-Christian. The group is not a Catholic group at all, but rather is a George Soros-funded anti-Catholic front group. Yes, the Administration has lied again in their war against Christianity.

"To take from one, because it is thought his own industry and that of his fathers has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association, the guarantee to everyone the free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it." --Thomas Jefferson

The Constitution of the United States

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  1. C) Naaaahhh... the Muslims don't have to apologize, silly. They're a "minority" and a favored religion. After all, they're non-Christian and non-Jewish. So it's okaaaaaaaaaaaay....

    D) Ron Paul. A reliable source of puzzlement and amazement. The Edsel of the American political scene.

    J) Thanks for the cameo appearance. Always a pleasant surprise.

    1. C) bad.
      D) His followers are a mixture of Constitutionalists who have no clue to the world outside our borders, anarchists, folks who hate the US military, and those who favor drug legalization.

  2. Craw,

    I replaced my Give a Damn with a Give a Shit a couple years ago. Now I'm having a hard time getting parts for it.

    H) See my blog for a tale on broken promises.

  3. (B) What kind of skumbags does Fluke date that don't stop off at the Flying J or Loves and pick up a pack of rubbers out of the coinop in the mens' room? How come she has to furnish the contraceptives ALL the time? Is she so mud fence ugly she has to pay for the dinner, date and motel, too???

    (C) Nope. Didn't hear any apologies out of the countries the 9/11 hijackers came from, either.

    (D) Ron Paul believes it is the USA's fault because we "steal" their oil. Well, they would all be still sitting around heating their flalfels over a camelshit fire if the west hadn't discovered the oil in the first place. In the second place if we went 100% oil independent they would not bat an eye but just sell more to China. And Russia. IOW they blame us for giving the region a source of income.

    (E) Uh, Doesn't Congress have to approve of giving away American territory?

    (F) They're banking on the ignorance of the American people. There are still folks down at the local waterhole who have no idea what Fast & Furious scandal is about.

    (G) About as close as the Bible gets is, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's" which is okay. Until Caesar decides EVERYTHING you own is Caesar's.

    (H) So how come if I vote for a candidate because he's white I'm a racist but if Samuel L. Jackson does so he's not??????

    (J) I could balance the budget in a year.
    I could also stop the terrorists in Afgn'stan.
    But DC does not like to play outside their box.

    (K) When private industry figures out a profitable way to manufacture electrics or hybrids they will be available. At a much lower price than the Volt. I'd look for someone already into electric to come up with it like Club Car, EZ Go or Yamaha...

    (M) Simple reason. The Tea Party assemble to present their grievances, do so, clean up and go home. The occupy folks gather for drugs, sex and rock & roll. And, oh, by the way...assemble to present our grievances..
    Boiled down to this:
    One group comes to conduct business.
    The other comes to party.

    (N) Seems to me His Holiness needs to get off his Holy Ass and start protecting his church.

  4. Brian R:
    Not the Edsel of the American political scene.
    He's the...damn! Senior moment.
    What's that New Zealand bird that doesn't fly?
    He's that on the American political scene.

    1. The kiwi?

      Or how about an extinct bird known as the dodo? That fits in more than one way!

  5. Great to see you back in the saddle. Great pile too. The way the libtards are going about things this election should be a slam dunk AGAINST all things dhimmi. Pressed for time,so no litany today. Hopefully later.


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